End Cruise Control Sadness
This Public Service Announcement is provided courtesy of a grant from Radar Anonymous - the fine folks who engineered the one-step program to stop cruise control neglect.
The Sleep Test - Pass or Fail?
They learn about personal sleep by affixing various electronic mini-gadgets on one’s legs, chest, finger, neck, face, and scalp.
Frobisch Waxes Philosophical After Bid Falls Short
Betimes, one feels like limning a satirical situation with a point. Any reference to Elon Musk is strictly intentional.
Thanksgiving Turkeys Can’t Fly
A few weeks ago my wife, Mary, was driving on a little traveled farm-to-market road. (Farm-to-market doesn’t mean what it used to.
Beating the Heat
With a record-breaking 300 straight days of temperatures of 110 degrees or more, East Texans have learned to cope and even thrive in what has become an arid desert.
A Quiet Evening with Bob Dylan
Mary and I saw Bob Dylan in concert last night. We’ve never been huge fans, but were able to snag 4th row seats and he is an important American icon.
An Open Letter to Congress
I am writing this letter to request you enact legislation to make life consistent based on the overarching principle of the new America:
Laughter, Still the Best Medicine
Do you find it hard to be upset when you are laughing? I do. Here are some funny stories and jokes I like. You can laugh with me or at me; either way I hope you feel better!
Heavier Than Air Torture
I have discovered an alternative to waterboarding. It is an unintended consequence of Orville and Wilbur’s quest for sustained heavier-than-air human flight.
Advice for Wedded Bliss
If couples would just heed to this, theirs will be sweet wedded bliss.
Some of my best friends are attorneys…but what if they wrote the Bible?
Whereas Adam saw Eve inasmuch as she was without clothing, knowing that, heretofore, he himself had also walked, perambulated, skipped, and frolicked in the same aforementioned state, he was pleased to plead and petition that she…