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Whereas Adam saw Eve inasmuch as she was without clothing, knowing that, heretofore, he himself had also walked, perambulated, skipped, and frolicked in the same aforementioned state, he was pleased

Wild turkeys are strangely beautiful birds. What is stranger, to me, is that they are apparently agile flyers reaching speeds of up to 50 miles per hour in short, quarter-mile sprints. But Thanksgiving turkeys can’t fly.